I... am terribly disappointed, depressed, annoyed, mad, not surprised at LJ for putting this question up. I have plans of staying away from Facebook for the next few days because all I see on my wall were people commenting/fangirling over New Moon. And now... this?
... I haven't seen New Moon yet... but I've heard that Bella and Jacob got hooked up and Edward got killed by the Volturi because he showed everyone how sparkly he is when he went to Italy.
Oh. Dear.
I-Ita-chan!!! I must save you from Edward's sparkles! *covers Italy's eyes* It's not good for your eyes that are so innocent and holds all that is good in the world. You must. not. see it. D:
Before the Volturi showed up, Doitsu beat the crap out of the vampire for ruining Italy's innocence. Prussia was there, too... and he bragged about how more awesome he is than Edward.
There were also a few others present when Doitsu beat... ugh... and they had some things in their mind while watching.
Japan was not amused because of what happened to Ita-chan. His hand reached for the katana.
Hong Kong was just itching to throw some fireworks at
him.
Spain was wondering if he could get to use his axe that time. So did Denmark.
Romano was furious at what they did to his dear little brother.
Belarus had her knife.
Seychelles wanted to test how sharp her sword
fish is.
England tried to summon something evil. Russia showed up. For once, England was glad he did.
France never wanted to resort to violence... but not this time. He made sure his rapier was with him.
Switzerland and Finland loaded up their guns.
Vietnam gripped her rice paddle.
Thailand urged his elephant to step on the vampire.
China, Korea, and Taiwan wanted to show their awesome fighting skills.
Greece's cats were mad.
Hungary's frying pan was by her side. Austria had... the piano. (By the way, Austria plays the piano way,
way BETTER than Edward).
Sealand wondered if his rocket punch would come back if he used it.
America... America didn't understand what was going on but was okay with it. He thought Stephenie Meyer finally changed the story and made it AWESOME.
And thus, poor Edward Cullen was no match to all of them.
The End.